"write like a woman"

Take a look at the work I did for an office company in the document I am attatching called portfolio.
These are what I produced for them when they wanted descriptions of thier office products. I went a different way.
I would suggest to you that I would be a great candidate because I write off-beat interesting prose. I propose that I start an interesting train of thought, and when it starts picking up steam, they can read the rest on your website.

 On the freelancing website there was a job to help a dude sell earrings. .

I think I hit this one out of the park

 
1. Give the reader/customer I need some content for the webshop´s blog, that talks about great stuff related to earrings and jewelry in general. Not just for SEO purposes, but to actually engage my readers/customers.

Not being a woman myself, I have some difficulties coming up with high quality content for my blog, that women will actually want to readsome great content, that really helps her.
2. Built a relasionship with the reader/customer and bring them back to the blog.
3. Show them banner ads for my products, inside the blog, NOT the emails.

Job description:
----> What I need YOU to do:

Write quality articles for the blog (not the usual keyword rich SEO articles).
Write LIKE a woman TO a woman.
Use personal language, but not TOO personal.


I will give you further info, when you contact me.

Best regards!
Jonathan

 

If you like the way the words come out of my brain in the examples in the portfolio and want to do some business, Ilike to work for 4 hours a day at my hourly rate, usually one hour before bed where I will sketch out an outline or two and then 3 hours upon waking. Wonderful things happen when people pay me to "do" words for them.

I would submit that well written, entertaining prose are what people like to read about. Why try to predict what a woman will like? That sounds like a fools errand to me.

I will try to write like a woman though, just this once, for free, for you,my new part time boss.

It was another of those long winter nights in Denmark. The sun was mostly a memory. But still, commerce had forced us out of ourhomes, and this gatheringof people was something to do onthe way home and almost social. Plus it had the promise of Bjorn's award winning Reindeer chili.
"Those are very distinctive earrings," said the modern day viking walking up to me with a twinkle in his eye. "i'd like to geta pair for my mother for Mother's Day"
"I remind you of your mother, do I?"
"Only in style and confidennce, she's seen and done it all and it's very hard to describe her taste, but you seem to share it, I'm Lars." he said, extending a hair covered paw in my direction.
"EEEK a BEAR!" I squealed and the room got eerily quiet. They were niether fans of bears nor fans of squealing women in fantastic earrings.
It was both. Lars, it seems, had a normal enough torso, but where his arms and legs would be he had the extremities of a small red bear.
Something came over me then, and I swooned. When I woke up I was looking into this half viking half bear man's concerned eyes.....

I can also write about how cute kittens are.....